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Wednesday, July 26, 2006


whoo, back after awhile. but the bad (or good, depending on how you see it) news is, i won't be able to use the computer for probably a looooonnngggg time. why? my brother used the com too much and my parents confiscated the monitor's power cable. ah well, i'm not using the com so much nowadays anyways... so why am i able to come online? it turns out if you ask nicely most people will give in to your demands.. hmm..

Saturday, 22/7/06
watched Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Man's Chest last saturday. it was greeaaattt. at 2h30mins, it was really worth your money. some people may think otherwise, but i feel this movie is better then the first. i love Jack Sparrow's last scene, where he stands alone on the sinking Black Pearl, sword in hand, facing the giant mouth of the Kraken and says," hello, beastie." before jumping straight into its mouth. that scene really showed the real side of Jack, the way his stood his ground on his beloved ship, deciding to go down together with it and doing all he can to kill the Kraken. i loved that scene. for people who haven't watched it yet, i suggest you do so ASAP, before the real o level revision boot camp starts. for people who don't decide to watch it, you are one heck of a dumbass (yes i'm talking about you, "Tankman"). so, in conclusion, watch it.

Monday
had our english oral prelim exams. nothing much to talk about. i did ok in the reading and convo part, i guess, but the picture i didn't so do well. i was about to describe the picture, about where it was happening and all, when mr goh just jumped straight into the question and asked me what the park ranger guy was doing. i was like, er, ok, if you say so... and speaking about mr goh, he freaking only gave us one question when we were supposed to do two! no wonder he seemed so free while the other teachers were still giving the orals... well, anyways, i was describing the picture, and while i was talking, i realised that i had nothing else to talk about after finish my sentence. but, praise the Lord, the moment i finished my sentence the fan blew my paper away. i was sitting there, looking at the paper at the floor about 2-3 metres away, then looked back at mr goh, and he told me to go get it. wj joked about it later, saying that the recording record halfway suddenly got one long silence. lol

that's the end of recap, guys, but fret not, i have a story to tell you guys.

long ago, there was a round egg-man called humpty-dumpty, but people called him Mr. Humpty Dumpty. this man was a teacher, whether qualified or not is not the point, but, he was a teacher.

one day, while conducting a test, he heard some noises outside his class. he came out to investigate, and he found a few boys waiting outside the next class, making some noises. at this point, he decided that he should use his authority to give himself an ego-boost, so he told the students to keep it down. as he turned back to the class, one of the students, while playing with his friends, made some weird noises, and he decided this was damaging to his ego as he thought the boy was mocking him (whether he was or not is entirely up to the reader's view of the story). so, he turned around and demanded to know who was the one made the noise. the boy walked forward to him and Mr. Humpty Dumpty thought that he should use this time to regain what little respect he had, thus, he made the boy sit in his class facing the wall, a punishment only childish teachers think would be humiliating.

as the bell rang, signalling the end of the the period, he told the boy that he did not care what grade student was, he would still give the student an extremely-light-shade-of-red form. by doing this, he thought that it would be enough to scare the student. however, he forgot one thing, that is, the student was in secondary four, thus less susceptible to threats(except for those which of his english teacher,or the curses of his chemistry teacher). he demanded that the student give him his identification card, which the student did nonchalantly, and told him to report to him after school.

as the last bell of the day rang, the student when to the teacher's quarters to look for Mr. Humpty Dumpty. however, the teacher thought that it would be funny to make the student wait, so he took his time. after awhile, he decided to show his face and passed the student an extremely-light-shade-of-red form for him to fill out. after that, he returned the student's identification card and made him promise not to to make noises outside of class and mock teachers again. however, he failed to specify whether the student could do just one of the things and not both...

disclaimer: the above story is purely "fictational" . any resemblances to any persons, living or dead, or is living but should be dead, is purely coincidental. Copyrighted, 2005

9:46 PM
And through it all, the rise and fall...